Humour: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Submitted by CARPE DIEM
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
SARAH PALIN: Where’s MY gun? That chicken’s got no choice!
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
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HT: Dennis Gartman
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September 18th, 2008 at 9:48 am
These jokes still make me laugh and they seem to be getting more and more relevant with each passing day of the Presidential campaign.
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