Submitted by unsettling economics

I have been teaching for almost 40 years at a modest, but comfortable salary. I have been thinking that I should figure out a way to lose a few billion dollars so that I can get rewarded with a few million for my efforts.

If anybody wants to contribute to my new career, please send me your checks ASAP. Get in on the ground floor.

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